Fear and loathing and root vegetables

Or, Art=pain=art.

Here's a new entry by the inimitable Britomart.

Profundity/Haikooky

by kookybloo

Return to Hizzy
Drown in sea of condiments
Stop posting so much!

Dreamy's Birthday Poetry

Overture

Meldraw’s eyes
Like whirling pools
Of finest wine

I am drunk with love
Mad with passion
Yet impervious to my pleas

She turns back to the episode of House on USA

Movement I:

How like the moon are
Britomart’s earlobes

Mesmerizing orbs
That enthrall mere mortals

Distant, yet so close
To wandering poets

Such as I

Movement II:

Wackie
Jackie’s eyes
As blue as the Arizona sky

Glaze over when I start spouting
Meaningless drunk poems

I pass the chocolate chocolate chip ice cream
She subsides
In sugar-soaked stupor

First, something for the non-inebriated.

An Ode to the Hizzy (Sorry It's So Long) by Elen

Let me just tell you, this poem is lame,
But in the Hizzy, there is no shame.

The Hizzy is home to rabid House lovers
It’s made up of students, workers, wives, and mothers

People get married, children get born,
There are GV’s and haikus and kumquats forlorn.

They chat and they chat all through the week,
Look! aquarian’s here for a streak!

They cane-thwap people up the wazoo
Execs, The Duffster, and James Spader, too.

Regular Tuesday ain’t good enough for them
It’s Hughsday today, you crazy old hen!

Look! It’s an Ed Harris sighting!
They even invented a new form of writing!

If you are confused, don’t throw a tizzy,
Here’s a list of the folks that inhabit the Hizzy.

Mack and Namarie, the young Wonder Twins
Whose purity atones for the others’ sins

Then there’s DB, wise for her age
Also the resident anime sage

Here’s hakirby, the Scottish stalker
Who when she’s drunk is quite the talker

mujer is lovely but crazy as heck
Mess with her and you’ll be stabbed in the neck!

Britomart, one of the Evil Three
Her hair is amazing and springy and free

Right over here, you’ll see deekay
A hooker by night and a writer by day

Gracing us with her presence is dear blue lu
She’s brought her brother Sasquatch, too

Caveman’s wife, blue artemis, rules!
But her sibs-in-law are complete tools

Snuggle Muffin, a youthful Brit,
You want a mujer flower? She’ll draw it!

Also Examorata, the cane-thwapping master
Without her my skills would be a disaster!

There’s bibliosylph, the writing queen
She can do both rap and novels pristine!

Dreamy is here, the resident poet
She’s a genius, and we all know it!

valeriel is the Hizzy recapper
While Meldraw is the Hizzytown mapper

The few men in the Hizzy we hold very dear,
unpossible, ersatz, and Zalgon are it, I fear.

There are many more in this wonderful crew,
But this poem’s so bad, people might sue

They’ve created a town, they’ve created a band,
The Hizzy’s the happiest place in the land!

testing

Hizzy art and poetry, heavily influenced by the "responsible" use of alcohol and cold medication, etc.